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baked goods and kitchen implements, hooray! </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-02T01:19:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://howbadcanitgo.com/2015/11/15/sundays-with-junior/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://howbadcanitgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/img_20151115_174220563.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20151115_174220563</image:title><image:caption>"Look, if you're not going to throw it, then at least put your hand in it and wiggle it around enticingly."  (That's what she said)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://howbadcanitgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/img_20151115_174125097.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20151115_174125097</image:title><image:caption>"Quit lollygagging and throw that thing, Mahm!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://howbadcanitgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/img_20151115_174112786.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20151115_174112786</image:title><image:caption>"ANG NYANG NYANG, FINGERS, NOM!" </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-15T23:51:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://howbadcanitgo.com/2015/11/14/blanket-forting/</loc><lastmod>2015-11-14T20:06:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://howbadcanitgo.com/2015/11/13/puppies-are-the-answer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://howbadcanitgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/maltese-puppies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>maltese-puppies</image:title><image:caption>Rescue team deployed! </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-13T20:16:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://howbadcanitgo.com/2015/11/12/the-personal-assistant-of-my-dreams/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://howbadcanitgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/grinch.gif</image:loc><image:title>grinch</image:title><image:caption>This is what I look like on the inside. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-13T00:36:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://howbadcanitgo.com/2015/11/11/cacked-up/</loc><lastmod>2015-11-11T20:34:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://howbadcanitgo.com/2015/11/10/progress-perfection/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://howbadcanitgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/img_20151024_103721764_hdr.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20151024_103721764_HDR</image:title><image:caption>15 pounds sounds wimpy, but you try swinging one of these motherfuckers. NOT EASY.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-10T18:48:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://howbadcanitgo.com/2015/11/09/morning-schmorning/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://howbadcanitgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/junie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Junie</image:title><image:caption>"Mahm? You in there?"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-09T19:10:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://howbadcanitgo.com/2015/11/08/tactical-error/</loc><lastmod>2015-11-09T18:25:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://howbadcanitgo.com/2015/11/07/im-on-a-mountain/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://howbadcanitgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/img_20151107_091644958_hdr.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20151107_091644958_HDR</image:title><image:caption>No snow, but plenty of wind!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-07T14:40:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://howbadcanitgo.com/2015/11/06/pretty-sure-i-just-secured-my-spot-on-the-guaranteed-to-be-abducted-list/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://howbadcanitgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/mysteries.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mysteries</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-08T00:50:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://howbadcanitgo.com/2015/11/05/an-important-lesson/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://howbadcanitgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/autonomy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>autonomy</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-06T03:00:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://howbadcanitgo.com/2015/11/05/late-as-usual/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://howbadcanitgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/do-what-i-want.jpg</image:loc><image:title>do-what-i-want</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-06T04:45:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://howbadcanitgo.com/2015/11/03/what-price-good-hair/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://howbadcanitgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/alpacahair.jpg</image:loc><image:title>alpacahair</image:title><image:caption>I want puffy alpaca hair.  Is that so much to ask?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-03T23:28:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://howbadcanitgo.com/2015/11/01/sunday-not-so-funday/</loc><lastmod>2015-11-01T14:44:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://howbadcanitgo.com/2015/10/30/there-is-no-sam-in-samhain/</loc><lastmod>2015-10-30T23:04:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://howbadcanitgo.com/2015/10/28/sock-mergency/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://howbadcanitgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/sock-saturday-pile-rgb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sock-Saturday-Pile-RGB</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-02T17:11:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://howbadcanitgo.com/2015/10/24/this-is-payback-for-something-im-sure-of-it/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://howbadcanitgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/img_20151024_163613966.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20151024_163613966</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-25T13:25:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://howbadcanitgo.com/2015/10/21/on-bears-and-unattainable-meat-and-somehow-also-my-brain-im-not-sure-this-one-might-have-gotten-away-from-me-a-little/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://howbadcanitgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/confused-bear.jpg</image:loc><image:title>confused-bear</image:title><image:caption>WTF is this bitch talking even talking about? </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-21T19:51:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://howbadcanitgo.com/2015/10/19/la-la-la-cant-hear-you/</loc><lastmod>2015-10-20T19:47:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://howbadcanitgo.com/2015/10/16/smurf-ass/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://howbadcanitgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/dyeneck.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dyeneck</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-17T13:28:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://howbadcanitgo.com/2015/10/14/mermaid-hair-etc/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://howbadcanitgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/img_20151014_175402059.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20151014_175402059</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-15T15:59:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://howbadcanitgo.com/2015/10/12/meat-stagram/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://howbadcanitgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/2015-10-12_16-09-23.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2015-10-12_16.09.23</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-15T17:30:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://howbadcanitgo.com/2015/10/11/the-world-didnt-end-so-i-guess-i-have-to-write-more-blog-posts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://howbadcanitgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/img_20151009_210953915.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20151009_210953915</image:title><image:caption>Wow, so brown, much apple.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://howbadcanitgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/img_20151011_111809041.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20151011_111809041</image:title><image:caption>Notice the desperation of the stuffed alligator stage left, and the "who, me?" look on the small white demon in the upper right. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-13T01:43:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://howbadcanitgo.com/2015/10/06/if-the-world-is-going-to-end-i-need-to-tell-you-some-things/</loc><lastmod>2015-10-08T01:38:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://howbadcanitgo.com/2015/10/04/motivationally-chilly/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://howbadcanitgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/dsc02934.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC02934</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://howbadcanitgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/hpim3269.jpg</image:loc><image:title>HPIM3269</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-04T16:42:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://howbadcanitgo.com/about/</loc><lastmod>2015-12-02T00:53:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://howbadcanitgo.com/2015/09/30/the-universe-has-a-sick-sense-of-humor/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://howbadcanitgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/nuke.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nuke</image:title><image:caption>ka-boom.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-01T01:12:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://howbadcanitgo.com/2015/09/26/how-bad-can-it-go/</loc><lastmod>2015-09-28T01:36:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://howbadcanitgo.com/2015/09/24/i-like-to-make-shit/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://howbadcanitgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/img_20150923_211138976.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20150923_211138976</image:title><image:caption>Here's my prototype. This one is going to be rainbow-filled, because pterodactyls love colors and also gayness. Don't believe me? Ok, find a pterodactyl who can tell you differently. Yeah, that's what I thought. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-24T17:57:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://howbadcanitgo.com/2015/09/23/easy-come-easy-go-2/</loc><lastmod>2015-09-23T17:38:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://howbadcanitgo.com/2015/09/21/and-then-i-lost-an-hours-worth-of-work/</loc><lastmod>2015-09-23T14:53:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://howbadcanitgo.com/2015/09/17/hear-me-roar-quietly-and-mostly-to-myself/</loc><lastmod>2015-09-21T15:02:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://howbadcanitgo.com/2015/09/16/dear-internets-wtf-is-this-thing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://howbadcanitgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/img_20150915_190308496.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20150915_190308496</image:title><image:caption>Does it not look vaguely sinister to YOU? It does to me. I mean, most stuff does...but this REALLY does. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-16T20:57:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://howbadcanitgo.com/2015/09/15/the-curious-case-of-the-missing-scone/</loc><lastmod>2015-09-16T13:32:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://howbadcanitgo.com/2015/09/13/confessions-of-a-sometimes-wino/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://howbadcanitgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/r104-rex-goliath-pinot-noir-label.jpg</image:loc><image:title>r104-Rex-Goliath-Pinot-Noir-label</image:title><image:caption>Rex and I have a long and storied relationship. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-15T23:23:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://howbadcanitgo.com/2015/09/09/new-morning-habits/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://howbadcanitgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/dsc02899.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC02899</image:title><image:caption>"Namaste? That roughly translates to 'abuse mom with sock', right? I mean, my accent may be a little off, but I'm pretty sure that's what it means." </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://howbadcanitgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/img_20150909_084551813.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20150909_084551813</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-14T17:55:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://howbadcanitgo.com/2015/09/08/laundro-bed/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://howbadcanitgo.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/img_20150907_162449556.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20150907_162449556</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-09T15:13:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://howbadcanitgo.com/2015/09/07/pterodactyl-troll-attack/</loc><lastmod>2015-09-07T19:55:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://howbadcanitgo.com/2015/09/05/chair-pose-can-suck-a-d/</loc><lastmod>2015-09-05T13:42:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://howbadcanitgo.com/2015/09/04/that-new-blog-smell/</loc><lastmod>2015-09-04T21:57:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://howbadcanitgo.com/2015/09/03/hello-world/</loc><lastmod>2015-09-03T19:31:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://howbadcanitgo.com</loc><changefreq>daily</changefreq><priority>1.0</priority><lastmod>2026-01-08T12:03:25+00:00</lastmod></url></urlset>
