Last night while I was making the bed (right before getting into it, because I’m at least semi-adult…when it’s convenient…), my husband walked into the room wrapped in a towel. He had just been in the bath and was searching around for a pair of underwear to put on. Once located, he dropped his towel and stepped into said underwear. Then, looking especially thoughtful, he turned to help me make the bed while asking:
“Do you ever find that, when you’re coming up the stairs and the bathroom door is open, you catch yourself doing little mini T-rex arms at your reflection in the bathroom mirror as you walk?”
I stopped and looked at him, one eyebrow raised. Random questions involving dinosaurs are normally my wheelhouse, not his. I mean, it’s not like a private wheelhouse or anything…but, you know.
“Err…no. I can’t say as I’ve ever done that”, I replied, and fluffed the pillows on my side of the bed.
As if I hadn’t said anything, he continued on in his thoughtful tone while straightening the corner of the quilt purposefully.
“And by mini T-rex arms, I mean like, full-on T-rex arms, basically. Like, RAWR RAWR I’M A T-REX.”
In that moment, I had two thoughts.
The first was that every once in a while the Universe reaffirms that I’m spending my life with the absolute right person.
The second was that I was NEVER going to be able to go up those motherfucking stairs again without at least considering doing T-rex arms at my reflection in the bathroom mirror.
And now that I’ve read this, I’m friggin’ stuck thinking about it too. Both in my bathroom and yours! Thanks a bunch, beyotch.
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Heeeee! I live to corrupt.