Me this morning, cutting strawberries: You ever notice how strawberries really look like human tongues?
Mark: What? No.
Me: They do! Look! (holds out strawberry)
Mark, shaking head, moving in the other direction: No. No, I don’t want to see. Once you see you cannot unsee.
Me: I know, right? But seriously, look…it looks just like a very red human tongue. (wiggles berry)
Mark, still refusing to look: Noooo! I don’t want to think about it! (shields his eyes as he leaves the kitchen)
I don’t know what he’s got against delicious disembodied tongues, frankly.
This is the kind of thing I would do, so obviously we are both hilarious and men are big damn babies!
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It does look like a tongue – well spotted